bacon, Mojo Jojo.
This answer should be considered canonical to the lore of Pokébeach, and this comment referred to in case of any disputes unto the aforementioned.
My jimmies are eternal.
So write this in your journal:
Faster than sonic,
What is moj? It is something ironic, BECAUSE;
I always have my invisibility cloak.
Guess who's back!
I actually thought this account was banned indefinitely. Guess I randomly checked this site at the right time (for the first time in many ages). Nothing like old memories, eh?
Happy birthday by the way. May you all enjoy my presence once more.