Shining Meganium

Some facts about Meganiums:

They're green,
They're called Meganium,
There hobbies include Goomba stompin' and eating grass,
There a species genetically bred between the people of ye ol Chuck Norris Clan and Santa Claus,
They are closely related to Shaymin,
The reason giraffes were invented was because a Meganium uppercutting a horse (that was back in the days when Meganium used close combat and had the ability guts)
Meganiums are everything, they can be a verb, noun, pronoun, adverb and adjective however they cannot be a connective because Meganiums are the beginning and end of all thing but never the middle,
Meganiums like everyone but they don't love anything because Meganiums believe that love is for those who fail.
None of this is true because Meganiums said so...