Recent content by PaisleyParks

sableye's little brother that his mom forces him to hang out with

You've failed to consider that 'Spoonful of Pain' sounds more silly than 'Pain Spoon' and is therefore the better translation. Though really, Pokemon is way less susceptible to Frog the Jam type translations so I think they should be allowed to mess with the move names a little if it allows for...

regidrago posed like beeg yoshi

Stall deck with this and like. Devolution Spray or something. That sounds like an absolute joy to play against.

My disgusting son wiener, who was born with no arms and every disease. I love him.

Limitless says its most recent (and only) tournament placing was coming 54th at a regionals. Not completely unplayable though, it's better than Shaymin at least.

The fire guys look like rejected Mighty Number 9 bosses. Like you asked a 7 year old to describe what their definition of 'cool' was for maximum marketability. Those are just straight up people in suits. Gallade if you let him listed to My Chemical Romance. The crab is funny doe :)

讚 I wonder if they planned this when choosing what Etern's shiny should look like lol

Mans got a whole ass plaque made dedicated to his heroic decision to allow cardboard with a very loose parody of him on it be printed lmao. I guess the publicity stunt is working though, since we're all talking about him.

Hate to be super negative but I despise the lost zone stank. Looks like Aerodactyl VSTAR is flying through a cloud of farts.

Amoonguss seems like a counter to a specific card that doesn't exist, like even in expanded there are very few cards that could trigger that ability. Maybe it's hinting at a new meta-defining hand discarding card coming soon?