*Really old bio now, saving/preserving it for fun by leaving it up. Most of it is no longer relevant. More recent notes on life at the bottom.
- start old stuff (roughly 2012 to 2015)
I was born in Columbus, Nebraska. I currently go to Nebraska Methodist College. I have only ever been in one relationship, serious or otherwise, which took place in the summer of 2012 and didn't "work out," although it's not like I was looking to get married to her, and she had to go to college while I had to stay in High School. Anyway..... I constantly wish that I was a little older. I have a pug named Rex (update: rest in peace buddy, he passed a little while ago) who has been one of my best pals since I was six. I have a brother that isn't really my brother. He was my best friend in grade school and we adopted him when his mom died in 2006. He is only a month younger than I am. I have a biological brother as well, who is four years younger than I am. I am pursuing a degree in English at the moment. In regards to Pokemon, I have played the games since I was four years old. I received yellow version, along with a yellow Gameboy, on my fourth birthday and I loved it. I watched the whole first season of the show, and started to collect the cards when base set and jungle were still being sold. When i was 15, my mom threw out a binder full of base set to rocket cards, worth over 500 dollars total (thousands now in 2023...). I got back into the cards a little while ago, and I play the game online sometimes. Collecting things is something that I enjoy greatly. I play guitar (a little) and I have taught myself how to do simple programming. I love to read (fantasy, like Hobbit, LOTR, Harry Potter, R.A. Salvatore, Dark Tower, Lovecraft, other horror, Game of Thrones, Chronicles of Narnia, etc.). I don't enjoy video games very much, unless it's infinity blade or LoL. Track has been my favorite sport since ninth grade, and running has been my favorite physical activity since seventh grade. I like to think that I am smart and clever, and sometimes I brag about it. Sorry. I hate math, but I love English and science (when it comes to school). I love my family, and our pets. We have one pug, one bull-dog, and one malty-poo (the pug and bulldog have both passed since I originally wrote this :/). The pug is mine, as mentioned previously. I am very anti-social and I don't have fun at most things like dances (homecoming and prom). I have been to homecoming twice, and I was very bored, and I attended my senior prom, which was ok. I had maybe five or six good friends at school, not counting my brother. I don't really have conversations with girls, unless they start them, I'm horribly shy and socially inadequate. Usually they only talk to me if they want help with homework. In spite of this, if anyone wants to talk to me, please don't hesitate. I think I am very polite and understanding, I'm just quiet and awkward sometimes. I wont judge anyone that doesn't judge me. I used to do wrestling, and I miss it a lot. However, I don't have time for it if I want to keep my job. I love it there, mostly because many of the employees are my age or a little older. Speaking of that, I really enjoy having intelligent conversations with people who are only one or two years older than I am because I find most teenagers to be very immature.
In conclusion, you should be able to come up with an accurate psychological analysis if you really read all of that junk about me and my personality. Hope you have a wonderful day!
- end old stuff
2017
*Oh dear lord I'm not sure how many years ago I originally wrote this, but I'm going to leave most of it un-edited, in spite of how awkward it is. Here's to hoping some people actually read this and get some enjoyment out of it. I noticed it was severely outdated when I mentioned that I find most teenagers to be very immature, I'm not even a teenager anymore 0_o (sadly, I might add, I never want to grow up).
2021
*I grew up. I've got two kids now, and a decent job. I still play MTG and I haven't touched pokemon since gen 6. hope anyone seeing this is doing well. Reading through it this time, the part that I dislike most is the lack of paragraphs. Oh well.
2024
I'm separated from the mother of my kids now. She threatened to kill me with a handgun and we fled back to my home state. Now living with my kiddos and trying to get better. Trusting people is harder. I just want to be a good dad. I still play guitar and videogames when I have time, but I mostly work and hang out with my boys.