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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer, Male, 25, from Outside your window


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    1. Brave Vesperia
      Brave Vesperia
      Happy Birthday!
    2. WanderingWolf
      *le poke*

      Am I going to be hosting this game by myself?
    3. WanderingWolf
      I've placed out all the roles, but haven't made rolecards for about 14 of them. If you disagree with any roles, do so now :p
      (or if you just have questions)
    4. WanderingWolf
      Just finished Bill's, Zoey's and Francis's role card. I'll do Coach, Nick and Ellis later tonight, or tomorrow :D
    5. WanderingWolf
      'Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.'

      This one is my favourite :3
    6. WanderingWolf
      [b]Mapleboy86[/b], still, not even a single PC when you were active 0_o
    7. WanderingWolf
      You've been here for 5 years, and have almost 900 posts... And yet, your only PC is Brave with 'Happy Birthday'
    8. Brave Vesperia
      Brave Vesperia
      Happy Birthday!
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  • About

    Sep 21, 1995 (Age: 25)
    Home Page:
    Outside your window
    Friend Code(s):
    0130-3186-1222 (Brawl)
    Pokemon Involvement:
    • TCG Player
    Generation Started:

    Mah buddy Mike. We talk a lot on the beach and thanks to him, I'm pretty much finished with my Shednoir deck. Show this guy respect (or else)

    This guy lives close to seth. Haha his epic FlyChamp Vs. Shednoir misplay. Plus, he's got the word dukie in his name. A+

    Aw man, it's too bad for those of you who never got the chance to meet him. He became my first ever TCG rival after our game at top cut states. I got 4th and he got 5th. We both played Garchomp. Now that he's in masters, however, he's made the decision to stop playing.

    Now, you've probably never heard of this guy because he has 2 whole posts. But I grew up with him, and so we're close. AND HE NEEDS TO ENABLE PMS.

    Anyone I missed:
    PM me and I'll add you when I get the chance


    Chuck norris roundhouse kicked god, so god cursed him to an eternity of cheesy jokes told about him.
    Aliens do exist. They just know better than to visit a planet
    chuck norris is on.

    Chuck Norris doesn't believe in God; God believes in Chuck Norris.

    When Chuck Norris goes swimming, he doesn't get wet; the water gets Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

    There is no chin under Chuck Norris's beard...There is only a fist.

    The reason why almost all life is in the ocean is because Chuck Norris is on land.

    Chuck Norris Counted to infinity... twice.

    Chuck Norris named himself.

    When Chuck Norris was born, he was the one doing the pushing.

    When Captain Falcon falcon punches Chuck norris, Captain Falcon's the one who blasts off.

    Outer space only exists because it is afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

    When Chuck Norris was born, the nurse was the one crying. Never slap Chuck Norris.

    When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

    In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.

    Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face. Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king's horses and all the king's men. The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons. Coincidentally, the autopsoy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face. There is only one King.

    If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

    When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.

    Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Chuck Norris. Chuck showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die.

    Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

    Chuck Norris doesn't worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck tells it to.

    If you want a list of Chuck Norris’ enemies, just check the extinct species list.

    Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.

    There's no such thing as tornadoes; Chuck Norris just really hates trailer parks

    The first rule about Chuck Norris is: you NEVER talk about Chuck Norris

    Chuck Norris boils the water with his pure rage, and grinds the coffee with his teeth

    Chuck Norris can eat just one Lays potato chip.

    There is no "ctrl" button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

    Chuck Norris solved the Bermuda Triangle with the pythagorean theory.

    Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

    Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

    Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

    Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

    Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father.

    Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

    Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

    What’s known as the UFC, or Ultimate Fighting Championship, doesn’t use its full name, which happens to be “Ultimate Fighting Championship, Non-Chuck-Norris-Division.”

    Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

    The original name of the movie was Alien vs Predator vs Chuck Norris, but the producers realized that nobody would ever watch a movie that only lasted fourteen seconds.

    Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

    Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land.

    Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

    Chuck Norris invented the tooth fairy, as a way to compensate for round house kicking everybody to the face.

    Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.

    Satoshi Tajiri-Oniwa


    -There are two ways to get to know a person: fighting or eating. And believe it or not, I ain't hungry.
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