[ImpulseRayquaza]

Why hello there. I'm a person (read as alien.) My real name is Collin...I am a boring nerd...Do I really need to go through this painful speech again? kthnxbai.

I dont get on much, cuz I've been either on insectgeeks or taking care of my millipedes or scorpions or tarantulas or roaches or whatever.

My page on Insectgeeks-

http://www.insectgeeks.com/InsectCollin

AN AWESOME PWNSOME SONG ABOUT ME AND MY TUBA BROTHERZ~

I like turtles and I cannot lie!
My tuba brothers can't deny!
When a turtle walks in with a really green shell and a round thing in your face you get SLAPPED!

And another awesome song I wrote:


SO WUT: TOILET PAPER ZOMBIE UNICORN VERSION


This is a parody of So what by P!nk...It is awesome...and I wanted to publish it on the internet. And person, yes it is.

Na-na na na na na-na na-na-na na na
Na-na na na na na-na na-na-na na na

I guess I just lost my toilet paper
I dunno where it went
So I'm gonna flush the toilet
And I'm gonna leave it wet
I've got a brand new attitude*
and I'm gonna scratch it tonight
I'm gonna get it trouble
I'm gonna make some light
Na-na na na na-na na
I'm gonna make some light
Na-na na na na-na na
I'M GONNA MAKE SOME LIGHT!
So so wut?
I'm still a person
with no toilet paper
but I don't need it
so guess what?
I'm having more fun
now that I'm done
with the toilet
tonight
its not right
I'm not fine
I'm sorta suckish
So so what?
I'm still a person
with no toilet paper
but I don't need it
tonight
Obama** just took my toilet and gave it to Brad Pitt
I guess I'll go sit at the next stall
at least it has a lid
My favorite food's in the toilet
I think that it's alive
Na-na na na na-na na
I think that it's alive
Na-na na na na-na na
THAT RADIOACTIVE BURGER IS ALIVE!
So so wut?
I'm still a person
with no toilet paper
but I don't need it
So guess what?
I'm having more fun
now that I'm done
with the toilet.
tonight
It's not right
I'm not fine
It's sorta suckish
So so wut?
I'm still a person
but still no toilet paper (>=[)
But I don't need it
tonight
It wasn't there
but it once was
but its still gone
and that's not fair
I made some life
I made it all
the lid hit me
and made me fall
So so wut?
I'm still a person
with no toilet paper
but I don't need it
So guess what?
I'm having more fun
now that I'm done
with the toilet
tonight

*guitar/bass duet*
Da da da-da-da

*farting noise*

WAY person

And this is I'm More, a parody of I'm Yours by Jason Mraz.

Well you made fun of me and you bet I felt it
I tried to eat you but you only melted
I ran all over a crack
and I broke my mom's back
before my energy runs out I'll give it my bestest
and nothins gonna stop me but the mimes which are wretched
I reckon it's again my turn
to lose some or not come but I won't hag
I wont take no more
no more
this crap can wait
I'm more
*random beatboxing*
Open up your eyes and see my belly
loosen up your muscles and you run free
look into my heart and you'll find blood, blood, blood, blood
listen to the whispers of the people who hate me
we're far from a family
And it's the ground's godforsaken right to be mud, mud, mud mud, mud
So I wont
hag I wont take no more
no more
this crap can wait I'm more
there's no need to call me fat
my time is short
this is my fate
I'm more
*random beatboxing*
I've been spending way too long checking myself in the mirror and bendin over just to try to see me clearer but
my breath cracked all the glass
so I ran away and I laughed
I guess what I am saying is there is a better reason to eat alot of meat and stuff before a small vacation
It's what I aim to do.
My fat is my virtue
But I wont hag
I wont take no more
no more
this crap can wait
I'm more
open up your eyes and see my belly
loosen up your muscles and you run free
look into your heart and you'll find that
that stink is yours!
so please dont please dont please dont
There's no need to complicate
my time was cut short
because of all the food that I ate
I'm more
*random beatboxing*

COMING SOON: HUNGRY MAN AND JESUS MAKE IT HEAL

Sneak peek from Jesus make it heal:

Truth be told she was runnin low
on band-aids and peroxide
she was scared to death
she put her knee up in the air and said
Jesus make it heal

SNEAK PEEK FROM HUNGRY MAN:

You need ham
hot and soft
to come and warm u up up in that cold hayloft
lemme hold u little marlin in my big fat arms
cant get this kind of blubber anywhere but a farm
HEY
I'm a hungry man
I can eat some mashed potatoes with the shake of a hand







My friends on PB:

SotH
The Power of Three
SotS
Echosong
EspeonROX
Bubba235

(I have a whole lot of friends, hmmm?)


My top 5 favorite Pokemon:

1.Rayquaza
2.Shaymin
3.Giratina
4.Salamence
5.Cresselia

Well, chat quote time!

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[17:46] <ShayminSky> obama
[17:46] <Umbreot> Winner: zero Answer: obama Time: 12.937 Streak: 1 Points: 6 WPM: 4 Rank: 5th Previously: 6th
[17:46] <Umbreot> zero has moved up in rank: 5th
[17:47] <zero> lolwtf

[17:52] <Umbreot> 35. Who is "Always Making Trouble"
[17:52] <ShayminSky> Amt
[17:52] <Umbreot> Winner: ShayminSky Answer: AMT Time: 18.078 Streak: 1 Points: 10 WPM: 1 Rank: 4th

[09:46] <PMJ> 14. Unscramble the following: asssy?

[10:19] <Galefail> It's a biiiig one

<Kronar> \m/ I cant choose for this one \m/
<Kronar> \m/ What is the meaning of life? \m/
<Kronar> \m/ To eat or be eaten. \m/
<Kronar> \m/ To live it to its fullest. \m/
<Kronar> \m/ Love and friendship. \m/
<Kronar> \m/ Forty-two. \m/
<Kronar> \m/ To pass on your genes and then die. \m/
(He was taking an emo test. :O)

[08:22] <TofU|Cities> >>> it must feel like jello <<<
[08:22] <TofU|Cities> >>> when you poke Kronar <<<

<Rory> >>> awefsrtgyitttttk099999999999999kjo <<<
<PMJ> yo.
<PMJ> Get your girlfriend's butt off the keyboard.
<Rory> >>> .__. <<<
<PMJ> :]

[17:41] <RayquazZzZza> Im going to go make myself some chicken.
<PMJ> <RayquazZzZza> Im going to go make myself some children.
<PMJ> Fixed.

[14:29] <Lenny|6-5> Too people holding the same phone? Something sexual going on...
[14:29] <Rayquaza> Yes, maybe.

[17:08] *** PMJ has joined #Sarcasm
[17:08] <PMJ> \o/
[17:08] <RayquazZzZzZza> Ello daer.
[17:08] <RayquazZzZzZza> :>
[17:09] <PMJ> shut up >:O
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[20:54] <Lenny> Newdude, you still going out with that guy?
[20:54] <Porygon> lol
[20:54] <Newdude> We never were.
[20:54] <Newdude> But I'm going to kick it up a notch.
[20:55] <Lenny> Are you still running together.
[20:55] <Lenny> ?
[20:55] <Newdude> When he comes back from afk, I'm going to suggest he invite me over.
[20:55] <Newdude> No.
[20:55] <Newdude> He's too lazy.
[20:55] <Newdude> Or so he says.
[20:55] <Lenny> Invite you over?
[20:55] <Lenny> Wait
[20:55] <Newdude> Plus, it's been hella raining.
[20:55] <Lenny> Invite yourself over?
[20:55] <Lenny> That's not very polite.
[20:55] <Newdude> No, I'm just gonna ask him if I could, like, chill or something.
[20:55] <Lenny> Say your house is out of sugar and you need to go to his house to get a nice hot cup of tea
[20:56] <Lenny> If you know what I mean
[20:56] <Lenny> ^_^
[20:56] <Newdude> ...
[20:56] <Newdude> I don't drink tea.
[20:56] <Lenny> You do now, buddy boy
[20:56] <Newdude> lol
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[20:56] <Kronar> \m/ gale? \m/
[20:56] <PMJ> mmmmmmmmmm
[20:56] <PMJ> cocoa
[20:56] <Newdude> Gale. My house is out of sugar.
[20:57] <Lenny> Give him sugar!
[20:57] <Newdude> Can I come over and have some tea?

<@PMJ> I need to show Mr. Mime some love. He gets neglected like, hardcore. I want a Mr. Mime plushie >:[
<Soundwave> That's because Mr. Mime is obviously a pimp
<@PMJ> He's got the hands.
<@PMJ> If Jynx don't have his money - wha-CRACK right across her dumb purple face.

<PBGuest> anone like pokemon"
<Crystal_Mew> Me
<ShayminSKy> me
<PBGuest> awesome I gots to pee

<Newdude> Some alien comes to watch over earth as a busty schoolteacher.
<@PMJ> wink.
<@Noobnerd> PMJ
<Kronar|afk> its complicated
<@Noobnerd> I think the vowel you used was wrong...

<Galefail> MY STOMACH IS BLEEDING
<MachampMaster> oh
<Galefail> OK
<Galefail> ?
<MachampMaster> ok
<WP> I'm 7 on the stats
<WP> ^_^

<Wyvern_Royale> You should use /me.
<llucario> what do u mean I should use u

* Sam is now known as Spamophone
<blaze_flareon> ...?
* Spamophone rings
* blaze_flareon picks up Spamophone
<blaze_flareon> HEllo?
<Spamophone> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLJIDWNBKLIJDNDKJIWDDKDKJDN
* Spamophone hangs up

[19:21] <@Noobnerd|Away> God
[19:21] <Krucifier> You called?

<Zilla|homework> too much chocolate covered souls.

[14:57] *** [ImpulseRayquaza] has joined #Sarcasm
[14:58] *** Newdude has left #Sarcasm
[14:59] <[ImpulseRayquaza]> Imagine that
[14:59] <[ImpulseRayquaza]> D:

[09:22] <Watanuki> Why do people say holy crap and not, like, saintly pee?
[09:23] <Watanuki> Or divine doodoo?
[09:23] <RayquazZzZzZza> xDDDDDDDDDD
[09:23] <Lenny> Because
[09:23] <HeavenlySpoon> ._.
[09:23] <Lenny> idk ._.
[09:23] <TheGracefulAssasin> holy crap is more synthetic.
[09:23] <Watanuki> lol
[09:23] <Lenny> Define synthetic
[09:23] <HeavenlySpoon> Heavenly (s)POO(n)

[17:59] <Takeshi-san> 26 F = - 9001 C, right?

[14:31] <Galefail> And suddenly you're faul
[14:31] <Galefail> fal*
[14:31] <Galefail> FAIL*

[18:22] <bacon> You guys shall perish before us
[18:22] <bacon> We only need tea to survive


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WHICH ONE'S DIFFERENT? THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOOOOOOW! :O

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So I herd ya liek mudkipz?

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Turtles rule.

FIRE MEW <3 NOOBNERD

*Universe explodes*

ThAt WaS fUn
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PMJ=Pickled Michael Jackson, for all of the n00bs that want to know. DON'T FORGET IT

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FIGURE OUT THE MAZE

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A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK "
"When I grew up I was BLACK, "
"When I'm sick I'm BLACK, "
"When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, "
"When I'm cold I'm BLACK, "
"When I die I'll be BLACK."
"But you sir."
"When you are born you're PINK".
"When you grow up you're WHITE, "
"When you're sick, you're GREEN, "
"When you go in the sun you turn RED, "
"When you're cold you turn BLUE, "
"And when you die you turn PURPLE.
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away..
Put this on your page if you HATE racism.

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For some reason I am going to add fun facts about me...

1. I LOVE to cook breakfast/dinner. I'm not a lunch person...
2. I'm sorta emo.
3. I am for some reason making a lot of chainmail on my cell phone lately.
4. At school, I like to climb on top of desks that "popular people" are sitting at and start singing Disturbia.
5. I am obsessed with being a fat treehugger.
6. When I practice my trombone every night, I can't do it too long because the neighborhood dogs are trying to get their sleep...
7. I don't get on PB much any more, as I am getting on IG (see top)
8. I have recently been obsessed with writing more of my book.