Ghost Poke Master

cough*If you get through my bio you`ll learn the secret of life*cough*cough*


Now to important stuff....

First of all does my gasly make me look fat?My gasly isn`t fat but if it was fat would his fat make me look fat?Even when gasly evolves he gains 0.00000000001 grams and when haunter evolves it gains 1..2...3...alot of weight.does Gengar like eating junk food mabye?would gengar make me look fat?gengar is fat but if he wasnt fat woult his not-fat make me look fat with fat?The world may never know!!!!

Gasly is not the most powerful.The most powerful pokemon is a lvl 23 flavors in a DR. Pepper!!!!!!Now what was i gonna say?
errrrrrr....Can i buy a vowel?



guess what i`m thinking.....You`re right nothing!
which reminds me....

the most powerful is a shiny magikarp!!!with caremel!!!!!!!mmmmmmmmmm......
i used to have 4 magikarps then i got hungry....


why is unown called unown?is it because we kow unown is unknownor is it becuse we really don`t know....




and by the way it`s not Dracula that was a type-o. His real name we he prefers to be called Is Dr. Acula he dousn`t suck blood to drink it he tests it for colesterol.

quotes of an old guy

"When i was a kid the president was.....Julius Caesar"

"The price of bread: A chicken"

"I remember when we lived in oppresion and the price of bread: A bigger peice of bread."

"Rabies!!Quick pour hot sauce in your mouth and conquer the world!The hot sauce will help and the conquering gives you something to do"

"Zoom, Zoom,Zoom! *zoom zoom*





"Yo i`m down with that lets get tottaly awesome jiggy music in here and pump it!"



"ziggy malahardrian! poopy doo-doo zally la-la! Poopy cocky diahrhea pepe dirty diaper head! selams salamander!bdfnb!"


Congratx you just spent 8 hours reading my bio......you just keep going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going...going.....gone.God!That was like the energizer comrcial from He**!!!!!

Corn :76 bucks
corn flakes:80 bucks
moldy corn flakeS:90 bucks
moldy corn flakes way past experiration date that you`re eating while reading my bio for 7 years straight.....PRICELESS


Congratz! It`s your 9 year anniversary of when you started reading my bio 9 years ago a 13 o`clock!You Won.....(drumroll)....A copy of my bio to waste even more time reading!!!!!!!!!Wait a minute.....You also won our millenial prize of the long tittled moldy corn flakes that are priceless!!!!!I also feel bad theres no conselation prize so I`ll give one to you for a contest you lost...(drumroll...again..)DEATH!.

You have been reading this for 1....2...skip a few....errrrr skip some more...a long time.You must really have no life if you are reading my bio for this long and your tat nosy that your waitng to give info about me.....2 words..SUCKERS! YOU THOUGHT I WAS REALLY GONNA GIVE YOU ALL THOSE PRIZES!!HAHAHA......ERRR HA!THE ONLY ONE YOU CAN HAVE IS THE COPY OF MY BIO BIUT I`M NOT GIVING IT YOU CAN JUST PRINT IT OUT!!!!wait.....that was 36 words..oh well


And they all lived happily ever after

THE END

now go play outside



all right it`s not over but it almost is.


heres some helpfu; advice
Don`t wait,procrastinate now!!!
Don`t suffer from insanity it`s such a special gift.Enjoy every minute.



Wanna know the meaning of life now!!!!!!well so would I.








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ALRIGHT THE MEANING OF LIFE IS CHEESE!!!!!!
BUT THE SECRET OF LIFE IS *T.V blacks out*

wow I didn`t know you were reading this on the Tv.


DO NOT READ THE FOLLOWING UNLESS YOU READ C-M`S BIO!!

Forks
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Forks,forks
Forks for mewthree`s
coz Knives for Mewtwo
are Knives for Mewtwo
spoons,spoons
oh,spoons
spoons,spoons
A mew can`t have a spoon
Because I take Spoons
A spoon
A spoon
A mew can`t have a spoon
With a knive
a knive
oh a knife
A mewthree would use a knive
The knife,oh,The knife
He`d use it for conquering the world
for knives
yes knives
are made to conquer the world
May you remember
that forks
oh forks
are used to eat rice

Thau shall conquer the worl with knives
[kniveoustomatuspotatus 14;56;988]

And there it came:Out of the earth came spoons and a Mew.God said "Hi cute little mewy your so cute :D"
[Idon`tusKnowus whatusI`musTalkingusAboutus 989998;fff;double g]

And He turned the Sea into marinarra sauce,
[eye ruf mi self 47;hg;rfjg;]
Birthday
Jun 23, 1995 (Age: 28)
Location
In your mind
Gender
Male
Pokemon Involvement
  1. TCG Player

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