Chuck Norris
Guns don't kill people. I kill People.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals I allow to live.
I do not sleep. I wait.
My chief export is Pain.
There is no chin under my Beard. There is only another fist.
I have two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Me 3. Cancer.
I drive an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
I am your homeboy.
I don't go hunting.... I GO KILLING!
Any Questions?
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals I allow to live.
I do not sleep. I wait.
My chief export is Pain.
There is no chin under my Beard. There is only another fist.
I have two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Me 3. Cancer.
I drive an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
I am your homeboy.
I don't go hunting.... I GO KILLING!
Any Questions?
- Gender
- Male
- Pokemon Involvement
- TCG Player
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I AM Chuck Norris.
(Okay, okay, I'm not really Chuck Norris. I'm just his No. 1 Fan, so yeah.)
(Okay, okay, I'm not really Chuck Norris. I'm just his No. 1 Fan, so yeah.)