(Why can't they see me...like everyone else?)
Registration Date: 08-13-2009
Date of Birth: 04-10-1991 (22 years old)
Local Time: 05-24-2013 at 03:55 AM
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DNA, lol I don't get it? Sorry it's late at night and my brain doesn't work? xD
DNA, I'm good (I just woke up half an hour ago) and it's the last day of school before the holidays! But, I'm currently buried in a pile of homework...
DNA, I procrastinated my photography homework until half an hour before the class started, but I managed to get everything done. I have to stop procrastinating T-T
How are you today?
I'm trying to think of some good level 4 dudes with 0 defense...I don't want any Umbralis, you need to make the deck revolve around them. I'm running 3 Chamenleon, 3 Kagetokage, and 3 Druid, so I want to save some monsters to use for staples like DAD and Gorz.
The last day of school for me is the 29th, it needs to hurry up..
I really wanna make a Dark Reptile toolbox full of one-card Synchro and Xyz Summons...
Kagetokage, Chamenleon, Drewes the Unseen Druid...lots of possibilities
How far did you get?
Actually, it's on the 25th, so you haven't missed it. How are you doing?
DNA, Once I get my cross-dimensional phase distortion boxing gloves working, I'll let you do a test run.
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||Being a ninja, being a Christian, being well-respected, having a downright hilarious reputation, climbing up the post count tree (at last count, I'm #3 and will be there forever)...and other fun stuff. Also color #682860.
I also live in Botswana, saving lives. Do you?!
||Judge since Jan 2 2009, and successfully running Regigigas for almost 18 months in format. (I still run it now on a semi-regular basis.)
I also played in April 2012 VGC Regionals in Pleasanton, CA, and placed 5-3 with a solid Gengar team, really only losing to Zapdos and/or Garchomp.
||Tidbit of the Moment: Admit it! You like her noises!
Flygon2071: If that is your logic, it should have been New Mexico (the second biggest city in the world by Population just after Tokyo).
LATEST UPDATE: 10 APRIL 2013
(even though I've secretly been updating it and never changing the date)
Hello, and welcome to my profile! My name is DNA, and I am one of the most well-known people on the entirety of PokeBeach. I hold a few interesting achievements, such as having the most profile comments on Pokebeach (1000 pages' worth and climbing), the largest bio in all of Pokebeach (seriously, pull up a chair), and a few other small things, such as being the highest-ranked non-staff member on Pokebeach. Here's how I've climbed up the chain of command so far:
--Entered the Professor Group, 28 December 2009.
--Gained halfop (%) on #pokebeach chat, 31 March 2011.
--Promoted to Rulings Staff, 28 October 2011.
--Gained full op (@) on #pokebeach chat, 9 January 2012.
--Promoted to global op on MZNation server, 27 May 2012. (Not strictly Pokebeach-related, but it's the server the chat is on.)
--Promoted to server admin on MZNation server, 10 August 2012.
--Promoted to forum mod, 10 October 2012.
--Obtained a post count of OVER 9000!!!11, 14 October 2012.
--Demoted out of forum mod, 31 December 2012.
--Obtained a post count of 10000 (somehow?), 3 January 2013.
--Got 10000 posts on my wall (I so popular), 13 February 2013 (almost midnight on the 14th).
I am qualified to answer questions regarding Pokebeach chat, forums, the TCG (including judging and the Professor Program), and a few other things. If you have a question, or just want to chill and hang out, let me know.
If you get a post on my wall that is a multiple of 1000 (1000th, 2000th, etc.), I will grant you one wish (that is within my power to grant)!
The next one is #11,000, which may be coming here soon..
If I end up using an avatar or banner in my profile that I did not actually make, I will give credit to the creator of that object, here.
Credits I need to give right now:
I found the avatar off Tumblr. I didn't draw it. Some other beautiful human being drew it. =D
Before I go too far, let me give you a little blurb about myself and what I do. If you want to skip over that section, that’s fine – just be warned there’s a lot of stuff in this bio.
I am currently 22 years of age (beer tastes terrible; don't try it), thus making me older than most scrubs on this site (but not all of them). I have what I call an 'ego on a leash' - I have a somewhat-high opinion of myself, but I don't always parade it and I try to keep my elitism in check. I'm an Eagle Scout, which is one of those cool impressive things that very few people get, and I'm also a Christian, so that will give you a general idea of how my mind works, up to a point.
I tend to think of myself as a rather logical and calculating person; I don’t make snap or fickle decisions and I try not to let my emotions get in the way of my work or my decision-making process; thus, I try to be as impartial of a person I can in all things. I can be a troll at times, just for some laughs, but I always take what I do, be it work or relaxation, quite seriously. I'm also not afraid to step on some toes when expressing a point and/or if I feel like I have to, but I don't do it with the intent of bashing others; I try to present my points in a concise and logical manner. In short, you can think of me as a guy who's serious 127% of the time - the second 27% is when I'm being doubly serious and the other 73% is when I'm being serious but also messing around. A weird figure, I know, but it does make sense if you've seen me.
As far as love and romance, it definitely doesn't take a huge priority in my life, but it's a nice thing for sure. I'm currently in a relationship with another girl, and we get along positively swimmingly. (It's like she's my sibling separated at birth; we have near-identical senses of humor, which is strange, relieving, and scary all at once.) I'm not sure if she'll be "the one", but I'm willing to wait as long as necessary to find out. I have a strong suspicion she is, though, which makes me confident. We've been talking with each other just as friends since about March 2012 or so, but I don't think our relationship properly escalated until May, although we officially became an item on 27 July 2012 (I got her mother's seal of approval - no, seriously).
As far as my own personality and character go, my pros are that I'm rather amiable and friendly – I don’t mind hanging out with people usually. If you want to just talk or hang out to get along with me, it's rather rare I'll say no (although I might if I’m currently busy). Just so long as you aren't naggy (and there are few that are), then you're fine. I also am very honest with what I say, to the point of bluntness – and depending on circumstance that can be seen as a con, as I'm not ever afraid to speak the truth on my mind, regardless of the impact, but I have no apologies for it. I'm also quite cheerful and I try to let that rub off on others, as well – even if I’m feeling in a rather subpar mood, I try to put on a brave face for the benefit of those around me. I'm rather knowledgeable about many things, but I also don't speak much on things I don't know much about (because I don’t want to say something stupid or uneducated).
Now for the cons – yeah, we all have them. I'm not perfect and neither are you. One of mine is that I'm so blunt, and because of that, at times I'm not allowed to hurt some feelings or step on some toes. Also, sometimes when speaking with friends, I feel like I'm saying the wrong thing, or that whatever I say ends up awkward (it usually doesn't, but I feel it does)...this becomes more evident when I’m around women, interestingly enough (but I’ve been gradually fixing it, though!). I misread things, a lot, which sometimes can lead to rather hilarious situations. I also have this odd pleasure derived from laughing at people's failures...including my own.
Don't let my cons turn you away, though – the pros usually have a greater influence on me. Plus, they won't influence you negatively (hopefully) if you just want to be my friend.
Chat (and how to reach it):
If you ever want to find me, you can frequently find me on Pokebeach’s chatroom. I am standardly online under the name DNA or Hazama, so I’ll be relatively easy to find. (I will usually have a ! in front of my name also, so that narrows it down.)
You can chat with me about whatever; I can talk about a variety of subjects – whatever you like best. However, if you don’t or can’t come onto the chatroom, you can also send me a PM or leave me a profile comment as well if you want to chat – whatever works best for you.
Here are 3 ways that you can access the Pokebeach chatroom. There are a couple others, but below I’ve listed the ones that I have used and am familiar with. (I haven't used Xchat or Icechat before, but when I do I'll add them to this list.)
1) Go to the chat link on the Pokebeach site (pokebeach.com/chat). It uses Java and should connect you automatically, but sometimes the Java applet has problems so it might not connect you. You can retry it again in a couple minutes or try another method. The forum also has a Mibbit chat option that you can use, and it logs you in under your username; this option generally works.
2) Access the chat via Mibbit (mibbit.com). Click the link that says 'Launch App Now', and after it loads there's a box in the middle that says 'Connect'. In that box, click 'Server' and it'll open another box. Then, enter these things in the fields and it will connect you:
Server = irc.mznation.com
Nick = (whatever nickname you feel like using)
Channel = #pokebeach
There is also a Mibbit app accessible via the forums if you are logged in; simply click the Chat Room link at the top left of the page, pick a display name, and you'll be good to go.
3) Download the mIRC application (mirc.com). It has a 30-day trial period but can still be opened and run after the 30 days are over. Once you download it and get it running, go to where you can add/select a server, then add this server:
Description = MZNation
IRC Server = irc.mznation.com
(Leave the other fields as is.)
Hit Add, then select it, and after that on the connect screen you can pick your nickname and whatever. (Changing your nick involves you typing /nick newname and hitting Enter.)
If you have any questions about the chat and what goes on there, you can shoot me a PM about that too, and I’ll answer your questions gladly.
[17:46] <Ganon> I say
[17:46] <Ganon> that dex
[17:46] <Ganon> is simply fabulous
[17:46] <Ganon> faaaabulous
[17:46] <%DNA> it's official
[17:46] <%DNA> I got ganon's seal of approval
[17:46] <%DNA> my life is complete
Yep, you know it and love it - the DNA-Dex! While in the chatroom, you can type !dex name (the name can be a species of Pokemon, or even a certain person), and if I'm online, you will see a Pokedex entry for that Pokemon or person (written by me). All 649 species of Pokemon (plus Missingno.) are present, as well as the following list of people:
Afrog, AnimeUSA, Apollo, Bacon, catutie, CCloud, Cinesra, CMP, Cosmeon, CrystalHikara, Delta, dmaster, DNA, dragonexpert, Eeveez, esperante, Gale, gamercal, Ganon, Gliscorz, greenrayquaza, hatedisc, HauntedWater, HolyStar, Hyperbeem, Hypnotic, Imakuni?, ISB, Joeypals, KG, Kronar, Lenny, LuckyFire, LV, MagiCat, Meaty, NastySteve, PBGuest, PDC, peer, Plato, PMJ, Pokebeach, Pokeman, PorygonM, Pride, Raccoon, RegiAwesome, Riskbreakers, Risu, safariblade, ShadowLugia, ShiningRaikou, Shirley, Shocker, Splinky, TDL, TheGuy, The-Kaiser, TPO3, Wariopower, weavile1, WPM, Xander, Xous, Zenith, Zero, Zyflair
The DNA-Dex also includes entries on a few Fakemon as well, from the minds of 3 esteemed members of Pokebeach: Incinermyn, TDL, and Xous! (I got their permission to write Dex entries for them.) Below are the names you can trigger with the !dex command to bring up an entry for that Fakemon.
Go to the following link for the full list: http://www.pokebeach.com/forums/showthread.php?tid=75422
or: http://www.pokebeach.com/forums/showthread.php?tid=111492 (more recent; I'm using the numbering given here)
Go to the following link for the full list: http://www.pokebeach.com/forums/showthread.php?tid=102998
Impertogon, Palisaegon, Exsonigon, Abzolugon, Kameeleaf, Keleflage, Arkimaleon, Calfire, Pyrox, Minotorch, Fawng, Torrusk, Sabretain, Smokoon, Raccaflame, Clothatia, Lachevita, Atropotema
As a bonus present, you can also type !dex random to make a random DNA-Dex entry come up! (It will only draw from the existing 650 Pokemon, however.) I was able to add that feature in with help from Mr_Satan on the chat, so if you use !dex random, make sure to thank him.
My DNA-Dex can be accessed whenever I am online, except when I am using the Mibbit client (which I usually do on the weekends when away from home).
This seems a little typical for those who go on a Pokemon website, and granted, one person or another will have different likes or dislikes, but I think I should put mine here. I like virtually all Pokemon equally, but there are a few I like more than others.
From my favorite, and then descending, they are:
#1: Regigigas. Sure he looks peculiar, but I've always loved the Regi series as a whole since their debut in Hoenn. And when Regigigas came along in Sinnoh, I was both happy and sad (happy because another Regi was created – the king, no less! but sad because Slow Start is a terrible). However, in the TCG, Regigigas is every bit the beast he truly deserves to be, and then some. I ran him as a deck for a year and a half and almost top-cutted in Regionals with him...a true testament to his power.
#2: Claydol. Man, he looks so cool. Eight eyes all around, perfectly symmetrical, and one of the most versatile Pokemon I've ever seen <3... I'm not sure why I like genderless Pokemon so much. Even before the Great Encounters variation in the TCG came out I've had a long-standing respect for the guy, mostly because he looks freaky.
#3: Deoxys. You might find this as an odd coincidence, seeing as my name is DNA. But that’s all it is – a coincidence. I like his ability to change forms, and I would have to say the Attack Form (battle) or the Normal Form (looks) would be my favorite out of all of them. He just takes his stats and pushes them to extremes! Beware the space virus, or, in the words of Starboard Driger, you risk it rushing up to you and screaming “IMMA VIOLATE YOU”
#4: Magnezone. This spot used to be occupied by Magneton, before Sinnoh came out - I always liked his appearance - and now he gets an upgrade that, I have found out, is a titan in competitive battle (since he resists so many things). I like him for the looks, but I like him even more because Magnezone is the form that the voice in my head has taken. (I wonder what it is with me and liking bizarre genderless Pokemon?)
#5: Metagross. One of the final Hoenn Pokemon I encountered, after I beat the champion. His looks were awesome and his phenomenal stats I found even more awesome...that Steel/Psychic combination and astronomical attack (no pun intended) are to die for. And Meteor Mash is good in itself, but unfortunately its crushing power fails to the Dmaster Smash. Or does it?
#6: Aggron. Aggron is a bit of an odd bird, and although it looks very simplistic, that simplicity contributes to its position here - it is a totally awesome metal dinosaur beast that levels mountains. Few Pokemon are quite as awesome as this Aggron here. Look at it. It's so beautiful. It will not hesitate to knock you all down in one of the most awesome and groundbreaking ways possible. Watch out, we've got a badass over here!
#7: Magneton. The lesser magnet forcibly snatched this spot away from Typhlosion - despite Typhlosion being an old near-and-dear friend, he unfortunately has not aged well. Magneton, on the other hand, has aged quite well over time. Along with Magnezone, this guy is one of my top favorites not only because of his design (a giant magnet), but because of an incredible type combination (Electric/Steel) and outstanding base stats. Woohoo!
#8: Starmie. The super-impressive purple starfish that not only has a sleek appearance, but also a wide variety of options available! Not only that, but Starmie is one of two Pokemon that I have personified and made an OC out of - the other one, a Magnezone, takes the form of the voice in my head. Starmie looks cool, feels cool, and strikes an epic pose!
#9: Registeel. The only one of the Regi trio to join its master on the top 10 list. Honestly, I love all the Regis, but Registeel here was the only other besides Gigas to make the top 10. I believe it's that not only do I have a fondness for Steel-type Pokemon, but I also like its appearance, its defenses evenly distributed, and nice color scheme. Oh, and in Diamond/Pearl it's secretly Hitler. That's a big plus.
#10: Pidgeot. As far as looks go, for bird Pokemon, Pidgeot cannot be topped. It just can't. It's a falcon that moves at twice the speed of sound, and with such majestic ferocity that you cannot help but stand in awe of it. Indeed, one of the recurring characters in my Nightmare series - and one of the most powerful ones - is a black-and-gold Pidgeot by the name of Infinity. Truly, Pidgeot is a glorious bird.
Top 100: Now, these guys are Pokemon that I don't quite like enough to be put on the top 10 list, but at the same time, I like them significantly more than most other Pokemon out there, probably because of some feature or quality. (Wait...duh...that's why people like specific Pokemon.) Here they all are, listed below, up to #100:
11-20: Bronzong, Ferrothorn, Regice, Regirock, Cofagrigus, Klinklang, Diglett, Weedle, Nidoking, Dusknoir
21-30: Gengar, Mewtwo, Natu, Porygon-Z, Vanillite, Meloetta-Aria, Lampent, Venonat, Electrode, Cherrim
31-40: Sceptile, Kyogre, Kricketot, Bronzor, Phanpy, Porygon2, Dusclops, Poliwhirl, Xatu, Jirachi
41-50: Shaymin-Land, Alakazam, Cloyster, Castform, Kadabra, Golurk, Sigilyph, Baltoy, Accelgor, Genesect
51-60: Gastrodon-East, Cinccino, Audino, Vanilluxe, Torchic, Staraptor, Spinarak, Lapras, Swablu, Shedinja
61-70: Electivire, Escavalier, Lilligant, Tyranitar, Gyarados, Flareon, Kyurem-Normal, Shellos-East, Spheal, Spoink
71-80: Swampert, Croagunk, Ho-Oh, Ariados, Honchkrow, Victini, Sandslash, Slowking, Blaziken, Litwick
81-90: Cresselia, Whimsicott, Cradily, Rhydon, Dragonair, Empoleon, Scolipede, Cryogonal, Uxie, Froslass
91-100: Elgyem, Blastoise, Roserade, Vileplume, Omanyte, Cacturne, Seadra, Bayleef, Camerupt, Vibrava
After that they're pretty much all tied in my eyes...except for a few select ones. Here's a quick hate list: Pikachu (and all clones thereof, except for Plusle oddly enough), Umbreon, Charizard, Servine, Jynx, Staravia, Boldore, and Kyurem's alternate forms.
Everyone else seems to have one of some sort in their profile, so I might as well bandwagon-jump and add my own. They shall be listed in alphabetical order (so that no one knows my favorites, mufufufu). This list is subject to change at any time. If you want to view the profiles for yourself, copy/paste the profile link included into your browser's website bar (preferably in a new tab) and hit Enter.
Note, these people that I enter are only people that I know very well or consider to be close friends on the Beach. If you are not on this list, please do not whine about it. (A bit of a tip: if you want to be on this list here, I'll need to have talked with you quite a bit - and the best way to do that is to find me on the Pokebeach chatroom, although forum PM works just as well).
However, if you want to be my friend regardless of whether or not you'll end up on this list, you may PM me and ask any time. If you are a nice amicable person I will usually accept.
--(Apollo the) Incinermyn
(MY EYES...MY EEEEEEEEEYES!!)
Most people, when given this name, will have no idea who this guy is...well, way back when, they wouldn't. More people know him now. I actually saw him quite a lot when he first joined, and his passion for fanfiction is actually quite amazing. He's become more well-known since getting promoted to the fanfic mod at 'Beach, and I can say this: He does his job, and he does it WELL. Shame about the furry bit, but that's just his (infamous) quirk. (I actually used to make rather snarky comments about it, but I've since shut up and let it be.) Timid guy, but great company all the same.
(Push button, receive this guy.)
The guy is a freaking genius.
Anything you might expect him to do (and he frequently does the unexpected), he will not only do that, but actually go above and beyond that, showing what his multi-faceted mind is really capable of. I think the more time you spend around him, you'll get to know not only more of how he thinks, but also how much of a great guy he is.
Oh, and his only weakness is donuts.
--Cinesra (once Shadow Arceus)
(His username means what now?)
Honestly, this guy is long overdue for an entry. But honestly, it's very nice to have someone around that not only thinks very similarly to me on pretty much everything, but I can also enjoy an intelligent conversation with. I have not been a fan of most name changes; his, however, is by far my favorite, and I honor him by making him the only person in my bio with his new username. But what does it really stand for? Well, start by not reading it forwards - and that's all the hint I will give.
(<3 u bro!)
Yeah, that guy who wants to make Neo-style TCG cards for all 649 Pokemon. A noble endeavor indeed! I've gotten to know him through that venue and have even written some spoilers for him. I'm good at writing spoilers as it's very fun to do, and helping him out has really given me a chance to get those creative juices flowing. He's an all-around awesome guy, so if you see him, wave hi!
(Caution - you may get wit.)
A person I've gotten to know better over the past couple years, most notably in profile comments, YLYL, and of course Trivia of DNA. She has proven herself to be a competent trivia-master (trivia-mistress?) and, after a long and close battle, finally emerged as the winner of Trivia of DNA II. Since then we've been chatting on and off on a regular basis, and her brain never seems to run dry of humorous ideas (some of which I occasionally steal - just don't tell her that). The two of us are running Trivia of DNA III together, so watch out, guys. We've only gotten to know each other better as the months have gone by, and she seems to have new exciting stories to tell every single day.
--HypnoticLuxray (now HypnoticChairman)
(The drinks are on me.)
The above comment is due to HypnoticLuxray being the best seer in the history of any Werewolf game on PokeBeach, past, present, or future. He's an amazingly cool dude all around, and I have absolutely nothing bad to say about him at all. I doubt words can really do him justice, so if you want to know what he's like, see if he's around PokéBeach-chat or whatever. Just be warned: don't be around him if you have never played Phoenix Wright 3 (Trials & Tribulations). He spoils the ending.
--Lucky Fire (now Luckyfire)
I've found Lucky Fire to be quite interesting company and have been keeping up an ongoing conversation with her via profile comments. She acts a lot more mature than one would think...and for that I’m grateful – most of the people like her that I've met are know-it-alls from what I’ve seen, and she appears to be the exact opposite. She’s a bit naïve and not all that knowledgeable though, but that can be rectified eventually...kind of like a fine wine or cheese, that grows in quality as it ages.
(Long has he waited for this chance.)
A fellow Californian such as myself, separated only by what part of the state we live in - he lives in the north whereas I am in the south. We have both been waiting for the time we can square off against each other in a true match. In the MD-on era we both ran ludicrously fun decks tailor-made to our satisfaction: he ran Arceus; I ran Regigigas. (Both decks involve very powerful Basics, you'll notice.) Soon will come the time where we shall square off in the battle for the ages, but until that time we shall remain strong friends and TCG rivals. However, he does possess one major flaw: he plays Vanguard.
--PMJ (aka Pimpwalkin' Mateo Johnson)
(He was actually here at one point.)
Popular super mod of Pokebeach, easy going guy, and quite knowledgeable indeed. He is one of those people who is impossible to hate, or at least so I see it. I've known him more recently what with his TCG forum update, frequent chat presence, and avid Chikorita soloing Gold version, and later, HeartGold. He's apparently someone with a great deal of respect for me, and for that, I owe him a debt of gratitude.
--ShadowLugia (now Some Loser)
(Kentuckian accents are not only sexy, they also cure cancer.)
This guy...This guy right here, he's a real bro. I knew him before pretty well, but in TDL's The Challenge 2 I got to know him even better (as assistant leader to Team Ninja). Like me, he likes Deoxys and Regigigas a LOT, and he has an over-the-top loose cannon sense of humor. In short this guy is pretty much just plain awesome. If you haven't met him, you should - it's well worth it.
--TDL (once TheDarkLucario, now unsheathed)
Few people on the forums have minds as awesome, vibrant, and interesting as this guy. He possesses common sense, intelligence, a great sense of humor, and a willingness to help people out...in short, much like the ideal member of Pokebeach. I've only got to know him more recently, but I know he has so many stories to tell, and will have even more as time goes on. In fact, you should listen to everything he says because he's just that cool. Even the DNA-Dex approves.
--TyphloWolf (now Articuno)
(Stealth your way to victory.)
TyphloWolf's a rather interesting individual, to say the least. Typhlo has been working, on and off, on a rather expansive quote collection, consisting of both original quotes and quotes from various famous historical figures...and that's what I know Typhlo most for. That's not all this person is, though - like myself, Typhlo is a dabbler in the world of graphic arts, specifically Photoshop (I use GIMP, myself). We get along pretty well and converse back and forth, always checking up on how the other is doing. We have a nice working relationship and our bonds are waxing stronger and closer, hinting at our friendship for a long time yet. Most excellent.
(So much cuteness, I cannot.)
Zyflair, or as I like to call him "Psyflare", is one of the most foremost authorities on Pokebeach when it comes to fanfiction, bar none. I know that most people just comment on the usual spelling and grammar mistakes. He doesn't - he goes right for the jugular and evaluates the chapter flow itself, in EXCRUCIATING detail. His approach may seem a little harsh, but he doesn't do it for the sake of tearing people down (or does he?), but rather to improve them sufficiently. And I know what being critiqued by him feels like...I know it's for the best but it's no fun.
AND NOW FOR THE PART YOU’VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR
The chat quotes!
<catutie> DNA truly is the greatest ninja ever
(Here's the proof: http://www.pokebeach.com/forums/showthread.php?tid=96528 )
<Blah237> DNA is the ninja of Pokebeach. He's in thousands of jars at the same time eating cookies.
(Here’s the proof: http://www.pokebeach.com/forums/showthread.php?tid=102806&pid=2166898#pid2166898 )
<richkid50000> can you explain what biased is? im a teen.
(I saw this in a thread and loved it.)
<SweetCandace> YOU NEED AN ... LIFE.
(Being the grammar Nazi that I am, I couldn't pass this up.)
<ShadyGengar> Basically DNA is locking me in a room full of women
<Inferno18> *invites himself*
<ShadyGengar> gtfo of my room of women
(Hanging out a long time ago with some old friends. The full quote's actually a lot longer and involves the word 'harem', but the condensed version works just fine too.)
<PBLobbyist> I don't like alph lithograph
<PBLobbyist> It's like a STD
(Jay you sly dog you)
18:09:24] @ Sagechild : MY FROZEN DAIRY TREAT BRINGS ALL OF THE MALE GENDER TO THE GRASSY AREA IN FRONT OF MY HOUSE
[18:09:39] Lord Ryu : XD
[18:09:55] @ Sagechild : AND THEY SAY IT'S SUPERIOR TO YOUR. THEY ARE CORRECT, IT'S FAR SUPERIOR TO YOURS, I COULD PASS THIS KNOWLEDGE ON TO YOU, BUT THERE WOULD HAVE TO BE A FEE
[18:10:00] @ Sagechild : yours*
[18:10:20] Tobi : XD
(some quote Zenith showed me that I decided to save)
[13:39] <~PMJ> Electimortar: Your mom is so fat she downloaded cheats for wii fit.
(Best yo momma joke in history.)
[20:52] <@Pride> I quit if I'm going to lose, does that mean I suck?
[20:52] <Blackwing> YESSSSSSSSSSSS
(More epic timing.)
[15:20] <@JaySee> I would lie to my princess ^_^
(JaySee making a slip-up and then me quoting him out of context)
[16:15] * Meloetta is now known as sweetie_belle
[16:16] <Shining_Raikou> "sweetie_belle"
[16:16] * Shining_Raikou revokes man license
[16:16] <%Claydol> finally, someone who agrees with me
[16:17] <Shining_Raikou> I thought being Daisy was bad
[16:17] <Shining_Raikou> Now it just sounds like you joined the nipple pinching ballerina squad
(This just in, SR thinks all pony-lovers are part of the nipple-pinching ballerina squad. also that was PMJ, for those who were wondering)
[21:11] <!DNA> ...wow
[21:11] <!DNA> nipple pinching isn't censored
[21:12] <@Joy_Boy> too bad volc sucks no- WOAH DNA RANDOM
[21:12] <@Teapot> LOL
[21:12] <!DNA> I have now made the conversation all about me
[21:12] <!DNA> #victory
[21:12] <@Teapot> hahahahaha
[21:12] <@Joy_Boy> who just brings up nipple pinching
[21:12] <@Joy_Boy> you troll lol
(I thought the quote above this one would be censored. It wasn't. I brought it up in chat and this happened.)
[21:02] <&Gale> kronar has a job now
[21:02] <&Gale> at toys r us
[21:02] <+Shining_Raikou> loooool
[21:02] <%Blackwing> mind = blown
[21:02] <&Gale> he's gonna be in CUSTOMER SUPPORT
[21:02] <&Gale> can you imagine
[21:02] <%Ganon> LOL
[21:02] <%Blackwing> ...bahahahhaa
[21:02] <+Shining_Raikou> or customer complaints
[21:02] <&Gale> "hello I'm calling about a toy for my son"
[21:03] <&Gale> "I WILL END YOU"
[21:03] <%Ganon> HAHAHAHAH
[21:03] <%Blackwing> looooooooool
(We miss you, Kronar.)
[22:12] <Zero> PBGuets
[22:12] <Zero> look at the rules
[22:12] <Zero> now back at me
[22:12] <Zero> now back at the rules
[22:12] <Zero> now back at me
[22:12] <Zero> sadly, the rules aren't as funny as me
[22:12] <Zero> but they can be
[22:12] <Zero> if you read them with a funny voice in your head
[22:12] <Zero> Look down
[22:12] <Zero> back up
[22:12] <Zero> you're in a chatroom with the guy your guy could be like
[22:12] <Zero> What's in your hand?
[22:12] <Zero> I HAVE IT
[22:13] <Zero> a game with maxed out stats JUST FOR YOU
[22:13] <Zero> anything is possible when you read the rules
[22:13] <Zero> I am about to get kicked :3
[22:13] * Zero was kicked by Blackwing (DERAILED)
(I had fun with that.)
[21:04] <Zero> DNA has a sexier body than any girl
[18:43] * PBGuest (~PBGuest@MZNation-5DBC99DC.washdc.fios.verizon.net) has joined #pokebeach
[18:43] * PBGuest is now known as Lenny
[18:44] <~PMJ> holy crap girl coming over gotta go
[18:44] * ~PMJ (~I.am@MZNation-123B65BB.dhcp.ftbg.wi.charter.com) Quit (Quit: )
[18:44] <%Hyper> k cya
[18:44] <%Hyper> /late
[18:44] <Lenny> what a derp
[18:44] <@DNA> I like how PMJ says that right as lenny joins
[18:44] <%Octavia> >Lenny joins
[18:44] <%Octavia> >PMJ-
[18:44] <%Octavia> DAMN YOU DNA
[18:44] <%Octavia> DAMN YOUUU
[18:44] * @DNA takes a bow
(And that makes two of them.)
[13:57] <MrGatr> name one girl I've harrased
[13:57] <MrGatr> ever
[13:57] <!DNA> your mother
[13:57] <!DNA> zing
[13:57] <&TPO3> your mo
[13:57] <&TPO3> I WILL END YOU
[13:58] <!DNA> <3
(and that day I had a laugh at Gatr AND Teapot's expenses)
[2:08:46 PM] Zorua: NO MEANS NO, BUT MUFFLED SCREAMS COULD MEAN ANYTHING!
(well, we know what that means)
(^. That is all.)
[16:11] <@TDL> can't tell if I made a mistake or a glorious skeleton
(I still can't figure out what the context was for this. And I was THERE.)
[19:10] <safariblade> listen
[19:10] <safariblade> don't tell them
[19:10] <safariblade> just show up with her
[19:10] <safariblade> and make out with her
[19:10] <Afro-G> SURPRISE
[19:10] <safariblade> and leave
[19:10] <!Davichi> Sounds like a plan
[19:10] <Afro-G> IT'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE
(Part of the convo in which Jay didn't have the guts to tell his parents he was dating someone. I think this here was Afro's Crowning Moment of Awesome. As soon as he said this, I burst out laughing.)
[14:26] <HeavenlySpoon> I did let WPM win in a game of "Spoons" once
(That's just a little more than I needed to hear)
[14:16] <Zero> do you know what acetone is?
[14:16] <Boarduser> my mother uses it in cooking
[12:38] <&Pride> Jesus migranes suck and my co-workers need to get back to me about covering my shieft ;_;
[12:38] <&Pride> o/
[12:38] <@TPO3> Jesus migranes?
[12:38] <@TPO3> are those like
[12:38] <@TPO3> migranes
[12:38] <@TPO3> sent from jesus?
[12:38] <@TPO3> WHAT HAVE YOU DONE NICK
[12:38] <@TPO3> REPENT
(Teapot seems to be a good source of quotes, apparently)
[5:59:01 PM] Jack Elliott: the best thing i saw was an asian driver on the highway
[5:59:06 PM] Jack Elliott: with his wife sitting in the back seat
[5:59:13 PM] Jack Elliott: and the golf clubs on the front seat
[15:55] <!DNA> unless the cliff is
[15:55] <!DNA> you know
[15:55] <MrGatr> small
[15:55] <!DNA> over an ocean
[15:55] <Meaty> nuclear
[15:56] <!DNA> with sharp pointy rocks
[15:56] <DarkVoid> fiscal
[15:56] <Meaty> nuclear cliff
(good luck surviving this one, Bagon)
[14:42] <jay> People are stupid tdl
[14:42] <jay> People will throw money at anything
[14:42] <jay> Yet cower over pennies like Jews
[14:42] <jay> *fools
[14:42] <jay> Wtf autocorrect
[14:43] <DarkVoid> lol
[14:43] <@TDL> yeah autocorrect
[11:03:24 PM] DNA-zama: Why did you capitalize humans?
[11:03:32 PM] Kaotata: It's a specie?
[11:03:47 PM] Kaotata: Isn't that a proper noun or something?
[11:04:02 PM] DNA-zama: Yeah, if you're using the specie name, which isn't 'human'.
[11:04:11 PM] Kaotata: Bah!
[11:04:22 PM] Kaotata: There's too many homo's to say it fully.
[11:04:29 PM] Kaotata: ...
[11:04:31 PM] DNA-zama: lolololol
(The funniest part is that this quote came about while Kao was reading my bio. Now Kao's actually in it. Ta-daaaaaaaaa!)
(We were talking about Conquest and who gets the Dodge ability, and:)
[7:10:39 AM] Kaotata: Dodge:
[7:10:41 AM] DNA-zama: Cinccino, Cottonee, Croagunk, Drifblim, Drifloon, Froslass, Gothita, Panpour, Toxicroak, Umbreon, Weavile, Whimsicott
[7:10:46 AM] Kaotata: Umbreon, -----^
[7:10:54 AM] Kaotata: Gawd-DAMMIT DNA.
[7:11:01 AM] DNA-zama pats Kao
[7:11:03 AM] DNA-zama: there there
[7:11:12 AM] Rob: what's wrong with that?
[7:11:22 AM] DNA-zama: I've been doing this to Kao for the past several days now
[7:11:24 AM] Kaotata: He ninja'd me like a boss.
[7:11:28 AM] Kaotata: And has----DAMMIT DNA
[7:11:39 AM] DNA-zama: aaaaaahahahahahahaha
(...that's the fifth and sixth time that week I did that to Kao, apparently. Kao said I am the Nappa to her Vegeta. It's working.)
[4:37:05 PM] Afro-G: I'm wondering if my video game driving techniques will have prepared me enough for when the big day comes. x:
[4:37:18 PM] DNA-zama: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[4:37:21 PM] DNA-zama: get real, afro boy
[4:37:23 PM] Kyle: ^
(This quote requires no description.)
[21:30] <Davichi> It tasted better than the virgins
(The fun bit about Jay is that anything he says can be taken in a different context and it'll always be funny.)
This is just a small collection of images that I add and remove to, to remember the URLs. These are images that I find just so amazingly funny that I want to store them for posterity. If you want to peruse them yourself, go ahead. (Caution: Some may contain language.)
I used to give out rewards to people who read all the way through this, but then people started cheating. Also, this bio is just broken up into sections so you can just skip to the part you want and find it easier that way; there's no need to read my bio in one sitting...unless you're REALLY bored, in which case I kinda pity you.
In any case, thank you for taking the time to read this bio! This bio loves you.
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