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Sweet Summer Child
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Mora

Don't Panic
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My collection of lame math jokes. Enjoy:

Why did the two disjoint sets break up?
Because they had nothing in common.

Infinitely many mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have a beer," the next one says, "I'll have half of that," and the one after that says, "And I'll have half of that." The bartender pours two beers and say, "Know your limits."

But what are mathematicians doing in a bar in the first place? They don't drink because they can't drink and derive.

If you're cold, go sit in the corner. It's 90 degrees. (Isn't that acute joke?)

How to always be positive in life: | life |

Did you hear the one about the statistician?
Probably

I regret nothing.
 

Nod3

her majesty
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They can't drink and derive? Excuse you, but I can't at all pass /any/ of my maths exams until I am well and truly vodka-ised. Such is life in Eastern Europe.

You get a blast of air out the nose for the last joke. Does that count as loss?
 
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