So, I've been writing some poetry lately, and wanted to know if I am good at writing it. I spent an hour coming up with this, and wanted to know if I am any good at writing poetry. Please, do not hesitate to point out flaws in my poetry!
In love with grammar, by PokeChamp
Oh, what a sweet addiction grammar can be!
Capitalization, punctuation, all of it beautiful.
Can't you see?
I find bad grammar terrible!
But how horrible my wrath can become,
If you forget to place a single apostrophe,
My mind begins to numb,
And I bash your ignorance swiftly!
I obsess over placing my commas correctly,
And no one can possibly understand,
Why PokeChamp writes so neatly,
And how his words sift like sand!
I seldom type the Ampersand (&),
And will tell you how it is lazy to use one,
I adore grammar more than my own land!
My grammar is strict, like a nun!
In conclusion you will find:
That while I am obsessed over the apostrophe,
Getting along with me is easy,
As long as you put your grammar to mind!
Oh, what a sweet addiction grammar can be!
Capitalization, punctuation, all of it beautiful.
Can't you see?
I find bad grammar terrible!
But how horrible my wrath can become,
If you forget to place a single apostrophe,
My mind begins to numb,
And I bash your ignorance swiftly!
I obsess over placing my commas correctly,
And no one can possibly understand,
Why PokeChamp writes so neatly,
And how his words sift like sand!
I seldom type the Ampersand (&),
And will tell you how it is lazy to use one,
I adore grammar more than my own land!
My grammar is strict, like a nun!
In conclusion you will find:
That while I am obsessed over the apostrophe,
Getting along with me is easy,
As long as you put your grammar to mind!