DawnOfXatu

ScipioMcCloud (9:18:28 PM): Oh well
ScipioMcCloud (9:18:34 PM): Im getting my meals
ScipioMcCloud (9:18:35 PM): So im fine
JWop19 (9:18:55 PM): I will probably get mine anyways as well.
ScipioMcCloud (9:19:13 PM): If not
ScipioMcCloud (9:19:16 PM): I'll just whore myself out
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JWop19 (3:14:38 PM): We're going to have to counter attack...So here is what we have to do
"Andrew" (3:15:09 PM): he might be stalking you
JWop19 (3:15:15 PM): Round up the posse, and tell them to go attack the left gate, that'll be the distractiion. I know it may seem like a large sacrifice, but it is needed for the distraction to work.
"Andrew" (3:15:18 PM): 5 seconds after I showed you that bit of convo
"Andrew" (3:15:20 PM): he imed me
JWop19 (3:15:30 PM): I'll get three trouts and a salmon
"Andrew" (3:15:39 PM): make sure they're not dead
JWop19 (3:15:45 PM): From there we will swim upstream and work our way into the toxic sewage plant.
JWop19 (3:16:16 PM): From there I will let out a call, it will sound like a Peacock being eaten by a baboon. It may be alarming, but it is just a whistle
JWop19 (3:16:57 PM): At that sound I will need you to tell what is left of the posse to work its way to the right gate. There you will all dress as women and solicite sex to married men.
"Andrew" (3:17:22 PM): I hope you know all of this is getting saved
JWop19 (3:17:27 PM): As the popo come to disperse all of the tranny hookers I will detonate the bomb
"Andrew" (3:17:37 PM): wowww
JWop19 (3:18:03 PM): That will create a surge of toxic waste which will move towards the middle gate, as the town is in the shape of a funnell.
JWop19 (3:18:26 PM): That will also catch the popo who will be at the right gate taking care of the tranny hookers
JWop19 (3:19:16 PM): With no popo and the right and middle gate incompassitated, that will be a perfect time for me and Srgt. Anaconda Ricola to take the left gate
JWop19 (3:19:36 PM): We will each be given a revolver with three bullets and a pack of cyanide.
JWop19 (3:20:02 PM): We will work our way up the ottoman, through the womans restroom, and eventually we will get to his chamber and shoot him
JWop19 (3:20:13 PM): Twice in the kneecap, and once in the pelvis.
JWop19 (3:20:34 PM): As he dies of bloodloss we will drink his blood and gain his immortality
"Andrew" (3:21:09 PM): but if he's immortal he can't die of blood loss...
JWop19 (3:21:43 PM): And then, before he dies of bloodloss, we will give him the cyanide, as dying by bloodloss gives you the ability to be resurected by the placement of the Frantulance in the microwave at the first cinnabun in history.
JWop19 (3:22:05 PM): The cyanide will be laced with pig urine, as it is the only way to kill immortals
JWop19 (3:22:12 PM): And that is the plan...got it?
"Andrew" (3:22:13 PM): yes... of course... we all know that...

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On to the important stuffs. You can call me, DOX, J-Wop, or Brandon, I have no personal preferance. I am 6'5" with long brown striaght hair, I am white, and if I try to explain past that I will waste your next few hours. Aside from Pokemon I don't do too much, I am rather focused on my schooling taking college courses during my Sophomore and Junior years. In my spare time I play video games, write books and screen plays, and watch television. I'm single so all of you non-existant good looking pokemon playing girls can feel free to contact me. I am 16, but that doesn't stop me from being much more intelligent than the average America (not a huge thing to overcome). I am a Libertarian, which is basically Conservitive Economic Views put into a Crazy Liberal. It works rather well since the only good part of the Republican party is economics. As for the music that I listen to, I like to listen to music that most people don't listen to. I like to focus on lyrics and the musical quality of the voice. Bands that I enjoy listening to are; Flobots, Tenacious D, System of a Down, Aesop Rock, Led Zeppelin, Kansas, and most of the music from any of the Kirby Games. Now I will just start to list random thoughts on life and things that I like.

Top 5 Favorite Pokemon:
Xatu
Beedrill
Banette
Pelipper
Drifblim

Future Career:
Lawyer/English Teacher

Quotes:
"In math you can learn the truth, but what good is the truth if it doesn't matter?"

"I am a Republican, so I like to kill things...except babies"

More to come (I can't believe you actually read this).